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WARNING: If you believe in the existence of Santa Clause, it is advisable that you not read this joke.
Recently, a postal service station (in an undisclosed location) has begun a new program. They entitle it "The Santa Clause Program." Every year, little children send letters to Santa Clause, and always get disappointed by the fact that he never responds to said letters. So after much debate over the moral issues of lying to children, the postal service agreed to begin the program.
Here is a templated reply for a letter:
Dear {{name}},
You recently sent a letter to a Mr 'Santa Clause.' We regret to inform you that this man does not exist, nor did he ever exist. Thank you for your understanding, and have a great day.
Yours truly,
{{employee's first name}}
In an unrelated report, recently there seems to a big outbreak of pouting.
Recently, a postal service station (in an undisclosed location) has begun a new program. They entitle it "The Santa Clause Program." Every year, little children send letters to Santa Clause, and always get disappointed by the fact that he never responds to said letters. So after much debate over the moral issues of lying to children, the postal service agreed to begin the program.
Here is a templated reply for a letter:
Dear {{name}},
You recently sent a letter to a Mr 'Santa Clause.' We regret to inform you that this man does not exist, nor did he ever exist. Thank you for your understanding, and have a great day.
Yours truly,
{{employee's first name}}
In an unrelated report, recently there seems to a big outbreak of pouting.
