13 Year old buys hookers with dad's credit card

[Kaination]

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Source: http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

 

[Spunky]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

The pinnacle of my laughter.

 

[Prozac]

that's just hilarious.
I find the 3 year community services to be a bit over the top though.

 

[sub]

After reading the last line, I became convinced that this is a hoax.

 

[DaRkOwNs]

oh i dunno, the last line seemed to sell it too me. one of those "ooooh, i see" moments.

 

[Deman]

All men die. Not all men really live.

Edit: Well maybe boys

 

[fatmanterror]

I love how they made a point to put he one day hopes to be a politician. It seems almost natural that politicians would go on oreo and doctor pepper fueled halo romps with hookers using other peoples money. Just think of his dad as the tax payers in this scenario.

 

[MF29]

This is a very random article.

 

[KYnetiK]

To hire some ass and only think about Halo such sacrilege !

 

[Damaera]

where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay.

When did Beavis and Butthead move to reality?

 

[KelesK]

That is definately the most amusing thing I've read all year

 

[Chakra-X]

For the sake of the next generation, this has to be a hoax. Funny though.

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them

That line made the article lose a lot of credibility for me.

 

[Spunky]

Agreed Chakra. Consider the fact that prostitution is illegal. They could refuse whoever they wanted to. Refusing someone service for something they shouldn't even be doing in the first place is a breach of someone's rights? Yeah, no.

 

[Synth]

It's bloody mental.