Because we… can? 
Heh - I promise never to be that punny again. That was way below my standards.
Someone at SA bought one, ate it, and reviewed it.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...9#post339038467
Link is broken.
Please hyperlink it, I think the link is invalid. Or just quote the guy here, I’d love to read what he said.
Hahaha this is so awesome. I love it.
And its a german site, I might even order some to try it out 
If I do, I’ll let you know how it was ^^
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&postid=339037869#post339038467http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7329/cancheesezq7.gif
THAT IS A FACE OF FEAR!
is that made in china!?..I can tell how horror and horrified in the face when it been taste by this guy. so no more can chinese food for people.
It’s always gotta be about China, huh?
Hellrider, unless you plan on keeping your xenophobic thoughts to yourself, then get off of my forum.
hellrider=uncoverbunker is a troll made by some other user here, trying to amuse or piss us off.
This is enough. 
Also, if he isn’t , i can understand why.
He came here when he was 8, go search for uncoverbunker and you can see that he’s age is 10 in the profile. So, now he thought he ruined his reputation by this, and created a new account, saying that he’s 12.
The truth is only 2 years backwards of it.
Either troll or a kid who can’t talk seriously about anything.
In either case, just leave. It’s easier for all of us, and none will miss you.
I think hellrider is funny… if he pisses you off you need to take life less seriously.
You can tell that a burger was made in China by reading it off the face of people who have a piece of it in their mouths?
…Wow. Just wow.
why are you always been so mad to me when I mentioning about china?
actually most of can food in american market are made in china…pet food to beef chunky soup…everything made in china..
that’s why I rather starve my self to death and refuse to eat any can food that came from china..
There is nothing funny about what hellrider says here, it’s saddening.
He should at least look over the internet for more information on his own “facts” rather than blindly telling the same bull**** over and over again. We have brains, yet some of us are not intending to use them. Why not do so?
Also, internet conversations should be apart from real life ones.
In real life, such can amuse because there is something called “emotions”, that you can show to the speaker if he/she says something beyond stupidity , and can be hurt mentally or to shut them up by just one laugh.
That being said, i do not need to take my life less seriously, because it is a serious matter. It’s the the same as going to war with some country for fun and killing thousands of people, someone is trying to stop him, and the answer to him/her : “you need to take your life less seriously, this is just fun and i am having a blast!”
Oh and hellrider : Go to school and learn how to speak your native language (grammar included)
EDIT:
What’s wrong with Chinese can food ?
It’s the same food as we eat every day.
Hellrider, is either some little kid who’s into the Military channel… or is some guy who thinks pretending to be a little kid who’s into the Military channel is funny enough to put this much effort into it.
It’s nothing to sweat.
Please, someone take his food and leave chinese.
If you want to get your amusement out of him, please make a thread so he can talk there all the trash he wants, but he doesn’t need to come and ruin every serious thread there is. Something like “hellrider’s very own supermegahappyfunny mediocre thread!” could go just fine.
Back on topic before this gets closed, i think.
I didn’t realize this was a serious thread, Legendary. I’ll have to think long and hard about the dangers of canned hamburgers and how it will affect us on a global scale.
As long as hellrider is a child, I can’t take him seriously. He’s just repeating what he’s been hearing others say for most of his life. If he’s still like this when he’s 16, then we can start worrying and censoring him. In the meantime, strap yourself in and enjoy the ride.
He meant threads like the Nuclear Strike on Iran, and other politically-oriented threads. Yet on the other hand; this thread was basically for the lulz, to laugh on account of the food industry, but he started bashing China again. He does pretty much ruin every thread he posts in.
I didn’t either, but there are plenty of serious threads he came in and something awful happened…