need a model to keep my job XDDDDDDD

He types like he’s 5 years old, jesus…

Hey, that’s insulting to 5-year-olds everywhere!

Um, no. Werty, the ESF team will not give you one of our models. I have no idea what you’re working on, but if you applied for a position and you lied about what you could do, you should come clean with the rest of the team. If you’re trolling, kindly stop.

Thread closed.

“Hey, hey guy. I’ll give you $10 to pee in this cup for me. What for? I don’t know. My job doesn’t normally involve peeing in a cup. For some reason my boss is asking me to do it to keep my job.”

Sorry, no urine to spare. There is a large community called ***** that might have some. They seem like a friendly group…