that was not what i intended, so what should i do to become the genaral of the armies?:]
and…as a cheerleader what must i do? -_-’
How many Enemies that must not be named for fear of retribution by the mods have you managed to kill all by your lonesome? How long have you been loyal to the Nix? What powers do you possess?
Zeonix, I must say, you blow me up…oh well, LONG LIVE THE NIX!(whatever that is 0_o)
Our ranks are filling. This is wonderful news. May the Nix be with all of you, fellow believers.
Can you hear that? The Verse trembles at the very mention of the Nix.
So what’s the official list for your sausagefest and/or imperial circle jerk, zeonix?
You’re assuming the Imperial Circle is limited to the internet and to men. You have no idea how many girls want to be a part of something, and I can be quite charming.
Any who, in this forum alone, I’d say 11.
You look very pretty today, Magus. I love your eyes. Want to worship the Nix?
The only diety on this forum is me, I have quite the following, and also divine powers or some **** like that too. ;o
I challenge you to a Holy War.
May the Nix guide my sword.
Then we shall do battle.
but I have to answer a few prayers first, some stupid ***** got into a car accident and is crying about her baby being trapped or some ****, I gotta give the one guy who’s trying to help divine strength to lift the car before he gets really pissed that he couldn’t save the baby, then later supercharges himself but nothing happens at the time.
Then after that, he gets really pissed and turns into the Hulk and ****. THe world is not ready for the hulk.
oh and WHO THE **** IS ASKING ME TO GIVE THEM THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBER?!! THAT’S THE 3,578,197th ****ING TIME TODAY.
MAGUS-DAMMIT, I’M TIRED OF THIS, STUPID LOTTERY!
You are but a slave unto mankind.
so i was bored at night and posting at ESFforums like the other last 4 years.
what you up to ?
I approached the target area with devastating speed. Tears began to drag away from my eyes and the skin on my skin rippled like a buttocks being pounded with vicious force. I took a brief moment to admire the scenery and my troops, who gave their lives willingly to their Supreme God Emperor. Touched my heart, they did. Yes, I would revive those men once the day was won.
As I used the Nix to accelerate through the air, a sonic boom exploded where I had just been. Sometimes, I even amazed myself. As I pierced stormy clouds, I was struck my lightning. Then once more. And again. I covered my body with the power of Nix and used the massive energy surges lightning provided for me to fill my reservoir of Nixium energy.
Ah, yes. I am above the clouds now. The Sun directly overhead is warming my skin, filling me with it’s grace. I am directly above the battlefield at this point. Now is my moment to shine. I performed a somersault in the air and dived straight down to the battle below. I molded the Nix around me in such a way that it cut through the air the way a sword cuts through flesh: Sexily.
Faster and faster I descended, lightning crackling all around my body. My person began to glow white as the fury within began to take over.
Faster and faster and faster. As I flew straight down towards my men and their sworn enemies, I couldn’t help but notice that I had never gone this quickly before. It must be the Nix, guiding me. It must be.
500 feet above them. 400 feet. 280 feet. 100 feet. Ground Zero. I landed with a mighty thud sending shockwaves beneath the ground, knocking everyone off their feet.
“The Lord joins us! He will protect us now! Thank the Nix!”
How foolish and ignorant that one was. No one would survive this onslaught.
“Nix protect me”, I whispered to myself, while watching the stunned monstrosities get up. Now, they would know why I was the Supreme God Emperor. My enemies would fear my very presence after this. It has been several millenia since I had been forced on the field, and because of that they have forgotten who I am. They will remember this day. They will remember for all time.
I unsheathed my pulse sword and placed it deeply into the soil directly in front of me, holding it with both of my hands. I closed my eyes. I could feel it then. The Nix, flowing through my body and my mind, spoke to me.
“Zeonix, release the fury. Become the Whirlwind.”
I opened my eyes, and realized I had some kind of double-vision. I saw the world as all men see it but I also saw something else. I saw my men, my enemies, their intents, their emotions, their thoughts, their pasts, their futures. I saw everything. As my eyes zoomed in on those that belonged to the enemy, I realized something. How slowly they all moved. Their eyes go blink….blink….at least a minute between blinks. A no-human tries to lift his sword. It will take a week for him to get it above his head.
And then it ended. As abruptly as it began, it ended. Everything around me sped back up and the melee continued. I felt physically drained by this experience, but my men were depending on me. All of Nixium was depending on me. I charged forwards, forcing the Nix to flow from my hands and into both friend and foe alike. POP! POP! POP! Their bodies exploded in an almost comical fashion. Comical until I remembered those were living beings, and I had just snuffed out their flame.
As I ran towards a group of no-humans, it occurred to me that something was very wrong. Enemies began to close in around me from all sides. I had still felt drained from my earlier experience with the Nix. I wasn’t quite sure I could muster up the strength to kill all of these animals and then finish the war.
“RHEEEEEEEE!!”
A sharp screech could be heard overhead, and I realized it was one of the first people I met on my path to becoming the Supreme God Emperor. Fire Phoenix soared above us in his fiery firebird of fire form. He swooped down to where I was and flipped towards me with the gracefulness of a dancer and the precision of a dancer trained to kill with great precision (as all dancers should be). The monsters stopped dead in their tracks, unsure of what they should do.
“Looks like you could use some help getting this thread to die, eh, Zeo?”
Good ‘ol FP. Always there when I need him most. He pranced around like a girl while wielding his 2 deadly long pulse daggers. He stopped and began to spin wildly and with great speed. I flew up into the sky and watched as FP did his thing below. The no-humans slowly began to feel themselves being sucked into FP’s vortex. The harder they fought, the faster they were sucked in. The first no-human ran head-first into the vortex, only to be sliced up and spit back out from the top of the mini tornado. FP continued this until they were all dead.
“Why don’t you just end this already? I’ve seen you destroy entire worlds by simply winking at your enemies.”
Phoenix of the Fire, it seems as though I have been weakened by something and I don’t know why. I’m going to need your help, old friend. I’ll probably have to work up a fury before I can regain my energy. Looks like we’re going to have to do this the old fashioned way.
“Indeed.”
FP spotted a group of no-humans playing with one of our orange spheres. One of their members took the ball, and jumped perhaps 10 feet up and 30 feet horizontally, and dunked it into a Legionnaire’s face. FP promptly incinerated them with his flames and looked at me.
Let us go, FP. There is much work to be done.
As we walked back into battle, the voice from within spoke once more.
“Prepare thyself for a battle unlike any you’ve ever faced before, young Zeonix.”
AND THEN GOKU FLEW IN AND WAS LIKE
HAI GYEZ, WANNA LYKE, SPAR?
THEN HE SHOT A KAMAY-HA-MAYHA AND THE UNIVERSE COLLAPPSED IN ON ITSELF AND EVERYBUDY DYED THE EDN.
WAIT NO LIAR
GOKU BLOW UP SUN AND THEN ATE HIS KAME AND BECAME SUPER STRONG AND WAS LIKE “YOUR STRONG MR SUN” AND THEN HE BECAME LIGHT AND THEN WENT FASTER THAN HIMSELF BUT THATS OKAY CAUSE IT FOLLOWS PHYSICSDSADAS RIGHT?
GOKU AM COOL KG
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(@Phobius) Well you can download it then pull on your wang for about 30 minutes to it and delete it afterwards.
(@Phobius) Pain`: Am I right or no?
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Win.
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(@Phobius) Well you can download it then pull on your wang for about 30 minutes to it and delete it afterwards.
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I ROFL-ed SO HARD!!!
ok…zeonix
so…WHO MESSES WITH THE NIX >_>
cuz if you do and i pwn you then i will get higher ranks xD
Isn’t spamming against forum rules? But in this competition you must spam in order to win. How can i keep the thread ontopic when there is no topic? :S
FOR THE NIX!!!
All your base are belong to us.
Launch the Zig!