Originally posted by Lid
[b]my evil slave:
Despction: The big loser everyone hates but always comes through in the end, by accidently sabotaging the efforts of the good guys, with sexy results.
age: 507, going on 6, with sexy results.
gender: does it really matter? as long as it’s a guy, with sexy results
nationality: imagine an aussie crossed with the elephant man
clothing: drooping armour trying to seem cool
type of weapon: Axe, big big axe, WAY too big. Think Gimli big
now for my evil self:
Despction: dark brooding charecter with eyes of fire, rarley talks. Isn’t the leader of the evils, but has high respect among them, think Sabre from Teknoman, he was 2nd in command to Darkon
age: 24
gender: male
nationality: Australian, but no stereotyping BS.
clothing: dark cloaks/tunics, also wearis a pendant with a strang sagger type symbol on it. cloak usally connected with a symbol of the blade again
type of weapon: double sided lance blade, forged in the halls of Nug’hal, as dark as shadow, and as sharp as the youkle of the you’shyll
edit 3: i’m good at this
like 4 years ago i used to write RPG’s for fun so i have experience in this field 
Edit4 : forgot specifics
Servent Evil Loser Name: Shotgunnor (deprived from my original net nbame Shotgunn). He’s short, but not dwarf like in build, he’s very thin and talks with a squel more then a voice. His hair is losing and thin, it’s a black colour and his eyes are cold, but at the same time innocent. He thinks evil is fun, and this is why he is how he is. In battle he’s the first to run, or the first to ask for a toilet break, whichever seems the less apporpriate at the time usually resulting in a smack from Lidius.
Evil General Overlord Dude: Lidius (take a guess). He’s about 5’10", not too tall, but he has an aura about him. You can sense his evil from a kilometre away, it chills you to the bone, like an itch you can not scratch. His hair is a darkish brown and cut at neck length with one eye covered with the hair shadow of the fringe. He has a muscular build, but not one so much that u call him bulky, more a natural build. He relies on his speed more then his physical strength. He serves his master, who that may be yet is undetermined, but in battle he is a central warrior. [/b]
I am Lidius’s master. I am the Ice Cream Guild Ruler!!! Together we will destroy the Zuchini Shock Troops and The Cheddar Artillery
to rule the world. With sexy results.