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  1. Alkon

    MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! (Transformers bishes!)

    You had a boner who over the actors or the transformers?
  2. Alkon

    THE BUTTSECKS THREAD - formerly some guy scorin one...

    Yeah i figured. Stupid ***** dumped me cause it wouldn't work out over the holidays c'mon ****tiest excuse.
  3. Alkon

    THE BUTTSECKS THREAD - formerly some guy scorin one...

    Dude boner joke screw me
  4. Alkon

    THE BUTTSECKS THREAD - formerly some guy scorin one...

    **** ME ****EN DUMPED AFTER 3 DAYS! I SWEAR I HAVE BAD LUCK I HATE THIS ****
  5. Alkon

    THE BUTTSECKS THREAD - formerly some guy scorin one...

    Um Magnus bit late mate lol.
  6. Alkon

    THE BUTTSECKS THREAD - formerly some guy scorin one...

    Meh thats ages away.
  7. Alkon

    THE BUTTSECKS THREAD - formerly some guy scorin one...

    Dude i liked it better when you didn't explain things.
  8. Alkon

    THE BUTTSECKS THREAD - formerly some guy scorin one...

    Yep real first. Cheers bro i dunno but i hope so we only been going out since recess haha. Everyone came and had there opionions.
  9. Alkon

    THE BUTTSECKS THREAD - formerly some guy scorin one...

    Guys be happy i got a girlfriend today. Im so happy right now im not really bragging or anything just want to share.
  10. Alkon

    Surgery in two days...scared like hell...

    Ha those bloody dentists always giving you pain. Its nothing really i had 9 teeth taken out (not all at the same time) its really nothing. HAHA even my thumb which i jared into some guys ribs today in oz tag is more painfull then teeth pulling. I also had my tonsils taken out when i was...
  11. Alkon

    Fantastic four 2: Rise of the silver surfer

    LAWL!!! I saw a preview for this when i saw pirates of the carribean it sort of gives the hint that silver surfer is evil and that dr doom somehow brings him to earth i correctly remember.
  12. Alkon

    post the wierdest, coolest, or scariest dream/nightmare you have had

    I had this dream where im in school and its sort of reoccuring but i haven't had it for weeks now. Im in school with my mates and then a shooter comes in and shoots a bullet at one of my mates i jump in and take the bullet then die. Kinda annoying and scary but noble.
  13. Alkon

    Pirates of the Carribean 3: At Worlds End [SPOILERS]

    OH MAN I HATE SCENES AFTER THE CREDITS!! Yeah the plot was confusing. And the whole callipso thing becoming gigantor seemed like a disney movie but its a disney movie lol. THe fight scene was pretty good though and i loved how will and elizabeth got married in the middle of a fight. But...
  14. Alkon

    Beached Ants?

    Pffft sucks to be the raft of ants. The pics aint so great.
  15. Alkon

    Between a rock and a hard place.

    Dude you serious i asked a chick and shes like lets stay friends mate. Does that its dead?
  16. Alkon

    is this photoshopped?

    HAHAHA looks like something from startrek.
  17. Alkon

    Ok, since you ESF'ers know so much...

    HAHAHA funny ****. why don't you sit your toilet outside take a big long piss and make a sign pointing to the toilet saying "insert lightning bolt here".
  18. Alkon

    Luke's Binoculars

    I WANT SOME!!!! but first i want some doc oc tentacles!
  19. Alkon

    [Spoilers] Spiderman 3

    I so wanna see it!
  20. Alkon

    [Spoilers] Spiderman 3

    Lol do you hate it when you get a movie you want to see spoiled?
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