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"There are two kinds of men in this world: those who masturbate, and those who lie." "Don't know anything, can't do anything, be a philosopher."

I like maroon.

They were "friends with benefits."

That's not what my sheep told me.

Vegeta, I guess. It's not because I particularly like him, though. It's just that all the other villains come to sticky little ends (by the time the series finishes), except Piccollo of course, but at least with Vegetable Head you get play hide the sausage with Bulma.

Heh, you can't spell bestiality without best.

Golly, I hope so. You saw dolpins, didn't you?

What do you see in the picture below? Scroll down for an explanation. Apparently, research shows that most young children will not identify the intimate couple, because they do not have a prior image associated with the scenario. Instead, they will actually see nine...

American soldiers dubbed them "French fries" during their stay in the country during WW1. The Belgians claim they were the first to actually cut potatoes into the slices we're familar with, though (sometime in the 1700's, if my archaic memory is correct.) Still, it's an interesting...

"Freedom Fries?" I like zee freedom wine, and zee freedom cheese . . . and zee freedom girls. ;)

I'd be Christopher Lee.

I'm already old, and unfortunately I'm not an astronaut, or a fighter pilot. :(

A "friend" of mine suddenly pulled out a pistol on me once, and shot me in the chest. My eyes widened in shock as I felt the impact on my sternum, my hand clutching frantically at where I thought the wound was. It didn't take me long to realise, though, that he'd actually shot me with a BB gun...

The movie will be terrible, of course, but some of the effects should be interesting. I'd like to see how they do SSJ hair, for example.

Very stylish. Doesn't really look like him, though.