I challenge Magus

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Magus, I challenge you to fight! in fight club that is!
 
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I agree to moderate this challenge for the best of three rounds. Good luck.

The venue will be the mighty Hall of the Moderators, lined with giant statues and pillars with marble floors and 20 foot reinforced wood doors.
 
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So you've accepted my challenge, eh? I'm surprised you didn't back down. But just because you did the unexpected doesn't mean I still won't stop from pummeling you around like a red-headed step child.

I bet you're thinking pretty highly of yourself right now. "ooh, look at me, I was the first challenged for Fight Club, I'm going to win!!!" bah, silly child, I'm going to make an example of you to show everyone else what happens when a pathetic creature with an IQ half his shoesize takes one such as myself... Ha, you make me laugh!
 

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To have an IQ half my shoesize must mean I have a pretty damn big foot. Funny, hearing that from a subway employee, perhaps I mentioned working there? I lied, that was just to give you a sub-conscious feeling that I wanted to work there too. A feeling I wanted to throw at your low life self that I didn't think it was so bad.

Pummel me like read headed step child? And why pummel their head into the ground? Unless you are behind the poor kid, now let's not get into disgusting sexual terms, I apologize, the truth should sometimes not be spoken, no?

You're the kind of person that picks on eight year olds for their lunch money, to feel superior that you can take on something so little. Well let me tell you I am far from any elementary child you have 'fought' and I'm ready for this.
 
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Miroku calmly walks through the large northern exit of the Hall of Moderators while Magus enters from the southern exit. Both glare at eachother, openly showing their disgust of eachother.

Miroku cracks his knuckles and smirks at Magus who is breathing deeply and attempting to focus on the task at hand.

Magus takes off running towards Miroku in a hapless bull rush. Miroku takes notice and quickly dashes to the left right before Magus makes contact. Miroku then speeds after Magus who is unable to stop from his own momentum. Miroku jumps high into the air, and lands down on Magus' shoulders with two doubled-up fists.

Magus howls in pain and collapses to the ground as Miroku laughs at how unfortunate Magus' first attack was. However, as Miroku is giggling uncontrollably, Magus gets up and returns the favor with three quick jabs to Miroku's gut, followed by a hard side kick to Miroku's solar plexus.

Miroku reels and attempts to catch his breath as Magus continues an onslaught of kicks and punches. Miroku barely blocks the barrage, taking a few close calls. Magus lets up, thinking victory is his when Miroku ducks and spins 360 degrees, sweeping Magus' feet out from under him. Miroku catches Magus before he reaches the ground and gives him two powerfull knees to the chest...
 

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Magus walks through the Hall, mentally preparing himself, he takes deep breaths and picks up his walking pace. Magus sees Miroku enter from the other end, and sees a confident smirk on his face.

Magus keeps a face, as if he were at some casino, a 'poker face' as some would call it. Maguswalks slowly walks towards Miroku, then charges at him.

Miroku immediately runs to meet Magus.

Magus hesitates on whether to hit Miroku or tackle him, but by the time he decides, Miroku runs into Magus and grabs him near his abdomen.

Miroku picks Magus up, runs, and slams hm against a pillar.
Magus's eyes twitch as he falls to the ground, he begins to regret accepting the challenge in the first place.

Magus stays...laying on his back for a few seconds, which feel like an eternity, he lays on his back pondering.

In those few seconds, an idea hits him.
Magus springs up, feet first, delivering a blow right to Miroku's stomach.

As Miroku stumbles backwards, Magus regains his balance and gets mentally situated back into the fight once more.

Miroku with a surprised look on his face, charges at Magus, Magus looks at his form of running and sees Miroku lower his upper body slightly, as if preparing to tackle Magus.

Magus assures himself that Miroku is going for a tackle, and runs to meet Miroku with a knee in the face. Miroku stumbles backwards, with a dazed and a look on his face as if he has forgotten about his present predicament.

Magus takes the opportunity and delivers a quick one-two punch in Miroku's kidneys, a hard punch to the bladder, topping it all off with a high spin kick into Miroku's jaw.

Miroku falls backwards and lands flat on his back, with an "oof" sound as if the air has been knocked out of his body.

Magus sees Miroku open his mouth several times, trying to breathe in after his hard landing.

Miroku finally manages a lengthy gasp and starts to stand up...
 
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Miroku.......3/4...........4/4............2/4
Magus.......3/4...........4/4 ............3/4

the winner of round 1 is Magus.
 
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Miroku gets up, his head aching, his ribs aching, hell every part of him feels like it's been in a vice. Miroku quickly rethinks his strategy, Magus is more of a threat then he once thought.

Miroku quickly charges Magus once again, lowering his shoulder giving the illusion of another attempt at a powerful hit. Magus smiles at what seems to be the most stupid things Miroku has ever done. Repeating an three times in a row is never a good way to go about things. Miroku sees Magus' smile, but keeps his own face solid as stone not to give away his plan. As Magus is about to make contact with another knee to Miroku's face, Miroku rolls to the left, narrowly avoiding contact with something that surely would break his nose. Magus laughs out loud and brings his foot crashing down on Miroku's back as Miroku pathetic attempt fails. Miroku's poor body stops any forward motion whatsoever, and Magus stomps several more times.

Miroku rolls onto his back and catchs Magus' 5th stomp. He wraps his legs around Magus' other foot and rolls over once again, pushing his body onto the back of Magus' knees. Magus falls to his knees, then falls flat on his face as Miroku continues to overpower Magus. When Magus is all the way down, Miroku quickly puts Magus into a headlock while forcing down on Magus' shoulder's with his own knees. Miroku tightens his grip around Magus' neck as Magus fights for concsiousness in what seems to be an eternity.

Miroku lets up just for a second to adjust his hold, and Magus takes that opportunity to bite down on Miroku's left forearm. Miroku pulls wildly at his arm, but no amount of pulling helps loosen the bear-trap that is digging it's teeth into his soft flesh. Miroku realizes that Magus is focusing entirely on his left arm, so he gives Magus 4 hard blows to the nose with the palm of his hand. Magus let's go and falls backward, lightheaded from both lack of breath and the contacts to his face... Miroku glares at him, ready to finish things up
 

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Magus sees Miroku slowly stammers up, being the opportunitive one Magus jumps up to Miroku, puts his legs around Miroku's neck and flips backwards as hard as he can, slamming Miroku onto the ground and causing Magus to land with his stomach on the ground.

Magus gets a little winded and tumbles to get up, hoping the previous move put Miroku down for the count, but all his hopes and his presumptions come to a halt as soon as he turns around and sees Miroku standing up; staring straight back.

Miroku's eye flame with hatred, his temples pulse. Before Magus can even throw a punch Miroku does a backwards somersault, kicking Magus in the face on teh way back, before Magus even half way stumbles backwards from the hit, he feels a pair of hands grab his ankles. As Miroku flipped backwards, he twisted his body fast enough to where he could grab Magus's ankles and pull them right before he hit the ground. As he pulled on Magus's ankles, Magus falls flat on his back with a loud and echoing "thud".

Miroku grabs the fallen Magus by the abdomen yet again, and slams him against a pillar, face first. He then resumes to work Magus over on the other pillars.

Magus gets accustomed to the taste of blood filling his mouth, his eyes burn as the salty blood runs down and washes over his eyes. Magus reaches for whatever strength he has left in him, and waits for the right moment.

As Miroku prepares to slam Magus against another pillar Magus prepares himself, physically, and mentally. As the pillar draws near, Magus thrusts his legs out to meet the pillar. Magus now stands with his legs against the pillar, and Miroku still grabbing his mid-section.

Magusdoes not hesitate but rather 'improvises' his next move. He rushes an elbow backwards into Miroku's face, then pushes off of the pillar.. Miroku, still holding onto Magus stumbles backwards from the force of Magus pushing off of the pillar. Magus curls his legs backwards in a kick into Miroku's stomach, Miroku drops Magus, who lands in a croushed position directly in front of Miroku.
Magus elbows back into Miroku's bladder twice then stands up and turns around with a hit to Miroku's chest, two to the stomach, and finishes the combo off with an uppercut to Miroku's chin.

Miroku gets knocked backwards, but does not lose his balance, him and Magus stare at each other, worn out from this predicament, this battle that has seemed like it has gone for decades, each one waiting for his opponent to make the daring next move...
 
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Miroku.......3/4...........4/4.............3/4
Magus.......2/4...........4/4 ............3/4

the winner of round 2 is Miroku, too many bladder punches.
 
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Cucumba said:
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............Originality..Reputation..Cool Factor..Admin Factor

Cucumba...3/4.........1000/4..........4/4.........100000000/4
Shin Carl....4/4...........4/4.............4/4.............n/a
Miroku.......3/4...........4/4.............3/4.............n/a
Magus.......2/4...........4/4 ............3/4..............n/a

the winner of round 2 is who Cuc said it was, because Shin Carl is a spammin newb.
*Read the fight club thread if you want to join.
*Cuc
 

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Magus stands up and puts his hands up to his sore nose, he feels the upper part jutting out of the skin, he quickly snaps it back into place, following it with a quick yell of pain.

Miroku let's out a snicker then runs towards Magus, with an extra punch straight up at Magus's injured nose, it immediately pops back out of place, Magus yells in extreme pain and jumps backwards. Miroku sees Magus's small situation and takes advantage of it. Miroku runs towards Magus and tosses a punch towards Magus's face. Magus sways to the side and readies a punch in Miroku's ribs, but feels a sharp pain in the side of his neck as Miroku crashes his elbow into it.

Magus falls to the ground and intstinctlively rolls to the side away from Miroku, but Miroku jumps ahead of Magus and drops with an elbow in Magus's stomach.


Magus struggles to breathe as all the air is knocked out of him, Miroku picks Magus up and hurls him against a wall, Magus crashes into the latch of the 20 foot door, the latch splits in halfand falls on the ground.

Seeing as how he is at a disadvantage, Magus grabs a piece of the wood, and snaps it across his knee so he was an accustomed piece of wood the size of a baseball bat.

Magus catches Miroku cautiously approaching him, but trying to play off his anxiety with a straight, emotionless face. Magus waits a little longer, then dashes at Miroku. Miroku jumps up and attempt a spin kick at Magus, but Magus uses his new found weapon and ducks under the kick, and swinging the club in a 'roundhouse' manner upwards, hitting Miroku in the thigh. Mirokuis knocked back, he barely catches his balance and glances over to teh remains of the broken latch.

Magus can tell by that one small glance that Miroku is planning to use a piece of wood in the fight as well, Magus tries his best to prevent it.

Miroku dashes and jumps past Magus as Magus skims Miroku byswinging his club at him. Miroku runs, grabs the other small piece of wood and runs back towards Magus.

Magus, didn't want to see Miroku's skill with a weapon so he hurled the club at Miroku's head. Miroku, running at full speed, gets hit by the club right in between the eyes and stops dead in his tracks, stunned from the impact. Magus charges towards Miroku, not waiting a split second. Magus grabs Miroku's club and shoves it into his stomach, yanking the club out of his hands and following up by 'ramming' the club straight into the face of Miroku.
Miroku attempts to grab at the club an succeeds, he yanks on it.

Magus has a tight grip, so he is pulled with the club into Miroku. Magus releases the club and ducks under Miroku's arm, as he runs past Miroku he jumps straight in the air and extends his body fully. He extends his legs out with as much force as he can backwards, straight into the center of Miroku's back. Miroku is knocked forward and falls down, he drops the club out of the shock from the kick. Magus turns around and sees Miroku lying down, his eyes dash around the room, then back to Miroku as he plans what to do to finish him off. Miroku sees the edge-splintered piece of wood on the ground, and immediately picks it up. He dashes over to the laying Miroku, holds the wood over his head, broken side facing down.

"Nighty Night" Says Magus as he drives the wood straight down.
 
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Miroku looks down at the bloody spot on his arm. He puts his tongue into the wound, and gives it a couple of good flicks for good luck. Magus' vision slowly unfades, and he sees a silhouette of Miroku advancing menacingly. He jumps up, readying himself for attack

Miroku grins, knowing that Magus' is going to have a heck of a time countering anything. He gives Magus a sadistic little wink, and gives him a powerful right hook. Magus falls to the right as Miroku grabs his arm and slings him across the room into one of the doors with a large crashing sound, sending echoes through the hall. Magus' stumbles around to regain balance as Miroku raises his foot high into the air, bringing it down on the back of Magus' head in a devastating axe kick. Magus' falls to the ground once again, and Miroku is absolutely certain he's done.

As Miroku is about to finish the job, he sees Magus look up behind Miroku. Miroku turns to see what could possibly have control of Magus' attention, but before he finds out, Magus grabs him by the hair on the back of his head, and throws him into the same door that Magus recently made his acquaintance with. Splinters fly off the door as a huge crack snakes it's way to the top, the door opens a little, and Magus grabs Miroku again, slamming him inbetween the opening of the door. Magus slams the door, cracking Miroku's ribs. Miroku cries out in pain while Magus gives the door a few more good slams. Just when Miroku is about to lose it all, wondering how Magus, who seemed beaten, gained so much energy in so little time.

He looks up at Magus sure that it is the last time he will see Magus' face, when he sees the sunlight glint off of a statue. Miroku focuses on the statue, depicting figures of Hsu, Majin_You, Cucumba, and Deverz. He can't give up, not with them watching. Magus pulls back the door for a final slam, when Miroku grabs it and pushes against it, overpowering Magus. Magus' eyes widen in surprise as Miroku rises up and grabs him by the throat with one hand, and punches him in the belly with the other. Miroku throws Magus forward, and Magus slides along the floor, gliding to a halt in front of the statue.

Magus blacks out for good this time, Miroku standing above him triumphantly. He looks once more at the statue with a tear in his eye, and walks out the northern exit.
 
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Please do not post in other people fights

Tho that is not posted in the main thread it was discussed on IRC, Cucumba just didn't add it
 
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Magus.......3/4...........4/4 ............3/4

the winner of round 3 is Miroku, I liked his end slightly better.

Miroku wins the fight, and magus owes you some rep. Miroku can lower your rep as well.
 
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problem is, I can't lower his reputation. Says I gotta spread some around first... doh!
 

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