"Impressive, geriatric food product . . . I'm suprised your fighting skills are still sharp with your expiration date gone for so long."
"Are you done talking . . ."
A cellphone rings . . .
"Hold on," said Cucumba. "I'm handling a private message assault at the moment. No, you can't ban team memebers from #esf if they called you a *** . . . I see, but you have to calm down and loo . . "
Karrde slammed Cucumba in the face hard with a chair, while the admin looked in awe at the WCW ring that had so suddenly appeared. "Always delegating and litigating with that AUP of yours, this is your problem, stagnation. I asked the people of the community to destract you and they have! You have nothing, you're washed up, and I have the support of Eric Bischoff behind me!"
"It can't be . . . Nitro is dead!"
"Not so, admin, I have resurrected it with pirate cable!"
"You . . . you *******!" Cucumba renewed his attack with that battle cry. Throwing Karrde to the turnbuckle, Cucumba smiled as he looked to the Ref. The ghost of vt had appeared, getting the ref's attention by trying to climb into the ring with his axe. Cuc produced a set of brass knuckles and climbed the turnbuckle, raising his arms in triumph as an unseen crowd roared. They chanted the numbers with every hit, Karrde wavered and fell on the 10th (for it is law!).
"You want improvement, you want to see something new, I'll show you the future of AUP enforcement . . ."
Cuc pulled a remote out of his shorts as vt axed the Ref and the nWo cuc pack music played. He aimed the remote at a local garage that was, as the city, abandoned.
"You see, when your not the lead dog, the veiw never changes, and I am prepared to correct your lack of vision." With that, Robocuc burst from the garage door. Cucumba became gaseous and wafted into the cucanium law enforcement unit, asserting himself as the controlling program.
"Somewhere, there is spam happening, punk."
RoboCuc dragged Karrde to his feet and Karrde launched an offensive, kicking and punching to no avail.
Cuc simply tossed the offender into the steel gaurds at ringside.
RoboCuc moved menacingly closer with a mechanical hum.