Death from Above
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Open challenge to IRC idelers for the IRC Champ belt
If I can't have the mod belt back from Cuc I'll have this one
If I can't have the mod belt back from Cuc I'll have this one
Death from Above
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/me awaits a ref
I'm so going to hate this match
I'm so going to hate this match
Death from Above
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I'm not exactly sure what insults a Humpie but.
I WAS FAKING LAST NIGHT.
Bring it?
I WAS FAKING LAST NIGHT.
Bring it?
Death from Above
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Deverz walks accross the school yard and see's a lone person out on the basketball court wearing no pants
"Humpie, Damn freak. He deserves a beating."
Humpie shoots for 3 and misses the ball bounces over towards the wire fence just where Deverz is standing over the other side.
"Hey Deverz, Wanna play?"
"Oh I want to play alright."
Deverz scales the 8foot high fence and jumps down behind humpie and moves into a sweeping kick connecting with Humpies left leg tripping him up.
Humpie lands with a hard thud against the warm black ashphalt.
"WTF WAS THAT FOR!?!?!"
"Your a freak Humpie and I'm gonna kick your ass just for being you."
"Is that it hey. Well hold onto your rubber chickens cuz Humpie's taking his pants off... Oh, They're already off."
Humpie gets up from the ground and stands infront of Deverz and slips on a rubber glove.
Deverz looks at the glove wide-eyed and thinks about what he's getting himself into.
Humpie leaps high into the air and lands on Deverz shoulders. Deverz struggles widly to get Humpie off of his perch but both fighters fall to the ground and the following scene is censored making the old woman in the corner avert her frail beady eyes.
Deverz pushes Humpie off after the violation, Stands up and returns his pants to their rightful position. Humpie begins to get up, Tired from his attack, first getting up on all fours.
Humpie doesn't get any more time to stand up as Deverz kicks his in the face. Humpies head fly's back and he flips over onto his back.
Deverz then walks over to talk to the old woman confident Humpie will be down for some time.
"Humpie, Damn freak. He deserves a beating."
Humpie shoots for 3 and misses the ball bounces over towards the wire fence just where Deverz is standing over the other side.
"Hey Deverz, Wanna play?"
"Oh I want to play alright."
Deverz scales the 8foot high fence and jumps down behind humpie and moves into a sweeping kick connecting with Humpies left leg tripping him up.
Humpie lands with a hard thud against the warm black ashphalt.
"WTF WAS THAT FOR!?!?!"
"Your a freak Humpie and I'm gonna kick your ass just for being you."
"Is that it hey. Well hold onto your rubber chickens cuz Humpie's taking his pants off... Oh, They're already off."
Humpie gets up from the ground and stands infront of Deverz and slips on a rubber glove.
Deverz looks at the glove wide-eyed and thinks about what he's getting himself into.
Humpie leaps high into the air and lands on Deverz shoulders. Deverz struggles widly to get Humpie off of his perch but both fighters fall to the ground and the following scene is censored making the old woman in the corner avert her frail beady eyes.
Deverz pushes Humpie off after the violation, Stands up and returns his pants to their rightful position. Humpie begins to get up, Tired from his attack, first getting up on all fours.
Humpie doesn't get any more time to stand up as Deverz kicks his in the face. Humpies head fly's back and he flips over onto his back.
Deverz then walks over to talk to the old woman confident Humpie will be down for some time.
/me walks into the basketball court with a speedo
ahhh there u r
the outcome of the match is clear like the glare of the light shining off the old ladys butt
/me whips out a peice of chalk >;]
/me draws a hop scotch table on the floor
* Deverz erases it
O___________________________________________O HOW DARE U!?!?!?!?
/me unsheaths the latex glove and the pewp saber
prepare to meet my doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneoneoeneee1111
/me charges at deverz but trips on a crack and grabs Deverz's O___________O
* Deverz stands there enjoying it
/me kix and kix and kix
* Deverz stands there enjoying it
>_________________________________________<
/me unhands teh groin and pokes Deverz in the arm
* Deverz counters with pocket lint attack
D'; onos! is this the end for me?!?!?!?!?!?
/me sees old lady eyeing Deverz's goods
:O! /me calls old lady over and sends her to attack Deverz
* Deverz is temporarly distracted
/me charges at Deverz and kix teh goods sending him flying into the air hitting a tree branch
NUTT CRUSHZ0R COMB0!!!!!!!! oneoenoeneeoen1111!
hehe this match is over >;]
* Deverz gets up and laughs like a young school girl
O______________________________________________O
this cant be!!!!
Deverz: hahahaha u think u can beat me with that!?!??
* Deverz pulls down his pants and points to metal cup
how can i defeat that?!!?!
* Deverz charges at humpie and hangs him upidedown through the rim wif Deverz's old underwear on his head
D';<!
/me gets down and pocket the underwear
ill save this for later!
* Deverz sticks gum in humpie's ear and tortures humpie without mercy
/me lies still on the floor
there must be i can do!
/me looks around and sees a house of burning orpans near by
O________O Thats It!!!!!!
/me gets up and charges at Deverz and kix teh goods again sending him flying
Deverz: hahahaha not this again XD
/me has a big grin on teh face >;D
/me jumps into the air grabs Deverz's leg and swings him down and the floor head first
* Deverz's upper body gets stuck in the ground
/me gets a burning brown bag wif pewp in it and attaches it to teh foot
/me falls down wif incredible speed aiming towards Deverz's goods
REVERSE ELEMENTAL NUTT CRUSHZ0R COMB0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhh there u r
the outcome of the match is clear like the glare of the light shining off the old ladys butt
/me whips out a peice of chalk >;]
/me draws a hop scotch table on the floor
* Deverz erases it
O___________________________________________O HOW DARE U!?!?!?!?
/me unsheaths the latex glove and the pewp saber
prepare to meet my doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneoneoeneee1111
/me charges at deverz but trips on a crack and grabs Deverz's O___________O
* Deverz stands there enjoying it
/me kix and kix and kix* Deverz stands there enjoying it
>_________________________________________<
/me unhands teh groin and pokes Deverz in the arm
* Deverz counters with pocket lint attack
D'; onos! is this the end for me?!?!?!?!?!?
/me sees old lady eyeing Deverz's goods
:O! /me calls old lady over and sends her to attack Deverz
* Deverz is temporarly distracted
/me charges at Deverz and kix teh goods sending him flying into the air hitting a tree branch
NUTT CRUSHZ0R COMB0!!!!!!!! oneoenoeneeoen1111!
hehe this match is over >;]
* Deverz gets up and laughs like a young school girl
O______________________________________________O
this cant be!!!!
Deverz: hahahaha u think u can beat me with that!?!??
* Deverz pulls down his pants and points to metal cup
how can i defeat that?!!?!
* Deverz charges at humpie and hangs him upidedown through the rim wif Deverz's old underwear on his head
D';<!
/me gets down and pocket the underwear
ill save this for later!
* Deverz sticks gum in humpie's ear and tortures humpie without mercy
/me lies still on the floor
there must be i can do!
/me looks around and sees a house of burning orpans near by
O________O Thats It!!!!!!
/me gets up and charges at Deverz and kix teh goods again sending him flying
Deverz: hahahaha not this again XD
/me has a big grin on teh face >;D
/me jumps into the air grabs Deverz's leg and swings him down and the floor head first
* Deverz's upper body gets stuck in the ground
/me gets a burning brown bag wif pewp in it and attaches it to teh foot
/me falls down wif incredible speed aiming towards Deverz's goods
REVERSE ELEMENTAL NUTT CRUSHZ0R COMB0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha both of you are insane!
Ok since this is a fight club, grammer and spelling are kind of... needed. While Humpies style is... rather unique, it fails to flow properly like I feel it should. Thus, round 1 goes to Deverz, mainly because his grammer and spelling were better, and he involved the setting a lot more.
Glad to see the old lady got a mention in both of your fights though!
Ok, round 2!
Ok since this is a fight club, grammer and spelling are kind of... needed. While Humpies style is... rather unique, it fails to flow properly like I feel it should. Thus, round 1 goes to Deverz, mainly because his grammer and spelling were better, and he involved the setting a lot more.
Glad to see the old lady got a mention in both of your fights though!
Ok, round 2!
Death from Above
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Deverz has a long talk with the old woman before Humpie stops doing what Humpie's do on the ground. Deverz had found out the old woman was called Ethal and liked Kitten's and Candy.
Humpie slowly gets up over the otherside of the court and brushes himself off.
"Gotta go, Nice talking to you Ethal."
"Nice talking to you sonny, Here have some candy."
Deverz pockets the candy and then charges at Humpie. Humpie braces for the impact only to be picked up and rammed into the wire fence.
Humpie lets out a strange groan that sounds like a mixture of pain and enjoyment. Humpie starts slipping on a new rubber glove.
"Oh no you don't, You not doing THAT to me again."
Deverz steps on Humpie's arm and removes and pockets the glove.
"OMG YOU DON'T TAKE MY GLOVE."
Humpie seems to gather strength out of nowhere and sends Deverz flying to the ground by pulling his arm out from under him. Humpie whips out another glove and Violates Deverz again. Humpie then throws Deverz across the court and amazingly rips one of the hoops from the ground and throws it at Deverz.
Luckily for Deverz, Humpie can't aim. Unlucky for Ethal thouhh who was hit with the large flying pole.
"NO, ETHAL, YOU KILLED HER, FEEL MY WRATH."
Deverz pulls out his ban saber and ignites it. Humpie begins to run around in circles to make himself harder to hit.
Deverz watches for a while and notices a pattern to Humpie's wildness and carefully lands a blow with the saber to Humpie's side. Humpie falls to the ground to injured to move. Deverz just stands over wondering weather to end his pittiful life or not.
Humpie slowly gets up over the otherside of the court and brushes himself off.
"Gotta go, Nice talking to you Ethal."
"Nice talking to you sonny, Here have some candy."
Deverz pockets the candy and then charges at Humpie. Humpie braces for the impact only to be picked up and rammed into the wire fence.
Humpie lets out a strange groan that sounds like a mixture of pain and enjoyment. Humpie starts slipping on a new rubber glove.
"Oh no you don't, You not doing THAT to me again."
Deverz steps on Humpie's arm and removes and pockets the glove.
"OMG YOU DON'T TAKE MY GLOVE."
Humpie seems to gather strength out of nowhere and sends Deverz flying to the ground by pulling his arm out from under him. Humpie whips out another glove and Violates Deverz again. Humpie then throws Deverz across the court and amazingly rips one of the hoops from the ground and throws it at Deverz.
Luckily for Deverz, Humpie can't aim. Unlucky for Ethal thouhh who was hit with the large flying pole.
"NO, ETHAL, YOU KILLED HER, FEEL MY WRATH."
Deverz pulls out his ban saber and ignites it. Humpie begins to run around in circles to make himself harder to hit.
Deverz watches for a while and notices a pattern to Humpie's wildness and carefully lands a blow with the saber to Humpie's side. Humpie falls to the ground to injured to move. Deverz just stands over wondering weather to end his pittiful life or not.
/me gets up and laughs sinisterly
>XD
old woman take off ur mask!
* OldWoman takes off her mask to reveal teh true identity!
* OldWoman is now know as Micheal_Jackson
* Deverz is motionless in fear
>;D MOHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
/me throws Micheal_Jackson a pair of gloves
u have 20 min hurry up >_>
/me goes to the deli and gets a hero
/me returns to see Deverz crying
:O very good very good ;D
/me smacks Deverz around with a used glove
* Deverz gets up and tries to bite humpie but Michael_Jackson is still grasping him
/me makes video of it and sells it on ebay
/me leaves Deverz
** 2 years have gone by **
Humpie is a sucsessful pewp plumber
and Deverz is an internationaly pr0n (bad pr0n not good) star
In a way it has bothed turned out good for the both of them
>XD
old woman take off ur mask!
* OldWoman takes off her mask to reveal teh true identity!
* OldWoman is now know as Micheal_Jackson
* Deverz is motionless in fear
>;D MOHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
/me throws Micheal_Jackson a pair of gloves
u have 20 min hurry up >_>
/me goes to the deli and gets a hero
/me returns to see Deverz crying
:O very good very good ;D
/me smacks Deverz around with a used glove
* Deverz gets up and tries to bite humpie but Michael_Jackson is still grasping him
/me makes video of it and sells it on ebay
/me leaves Deverz
** 2 years have gone by **
Humpie is a sucsessful pewp plumber
and Deverz is an internationaly pr0n (bad pr0n not good) star
In a way it has bothed turned out good for the both of them
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Humpie I belive you owe me Rep, Also you didn't have any sucessful attacks for me and you didn't leave it open for a third round if by some freak of nature you won.
Anyway I belive that I have a fatality in order
Deverz thinks for a minute or two looking around the court and the school. Then over at where Ethal had died.
"I have decided to end your life Humpie."
Deverz raises his Saber high in the air and brings it down severing Humpie's head from his body. Deverz then slowly bends down and picks up Humpie's head and throws it towards the other goals and gets it through the hoop.
"Yes three points!"
Deverz looks around once more then walks home.
Anyway I belive that I have a fatality in order
Deverz thinks for a minute or two looking around the court and the school. Then over at where Ethal had died.
"I have decided to end your life Humpie."
Deverz raises his Saber high in the air and brings it down severing Humpie's head from his body. Deverz then slowly bends down and picks up Humpie's head and throws it towards the other goals and gets it through the hoop.
"Yes three points!"
Deverz looks around once more then walks home.