I challenge the poophead!

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Yea, Im ashamed of my defeat, and entrance battle, with cucumba, but it was expected. Now, I challenge Humpie, in an IRC Style fight, where grammar doesn't matter, and anything goes. >:D
 
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:eek: i deny my challange! and accept urs!
i will use teh irc style! >;D
omm i mean i will always use teh irc style ;D
 
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I R = JUJ 4 U!!!!

Venue = #pewp
 
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:O i put teh humpz0r.com on teh line! @_@
omm ur r smelleh >______<
 
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Humpie, Ima g0nna pwnz j00r azz0rz s0 badly, ill feel the p@in! o_O
 
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* SierraSonic joins #pewp
* ChanServ set mode +lamer -life SierraSonic
* ChanServ points and laughs at loser.
*** Topic is 'battle of pewp, Deverz has a p00p fetish, everytime you math debate... god kills a kitten!'
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] o_O***
* Humpie joins #pewp
* ChanServ set mode +confused pewper!
* ChanServ hands Humpie a piece of toilet paper
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] Ok lets do this thing >:D
* Humpie parts #pewp (connection reset by peer)
<SIERRASONIC>[h] >.>
[10:34] * SierraSonic waits
[10:44] <SIERRASONIC>-.- >.< ILL STAB YOU PEER!!!!
* Humpie joins #pewp.... again
* ChanServ ignores Humpie
<HUMPIE>[h] O___________o
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] :eek:
<MIROKU>[m] ... it smeels here.... anyway begin.
* ChanServ sets mode +b Miroku
* Miroku was kicked from #pewp (DIE! (ChanServ))
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] -.-
<HUMPIE>[h] Ima pewp on j00!
* Humpie takes Ryoko and hurrles him at SierraSonic
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] :eek:!
* SierraSonic dodges! and lands in a pile of poo...
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] Eww it almost touched me. Good thing this poo saved me.
* SierraSonic throws pewp at Humpie!
* Humpie eats pewp! ;D
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] :O
* SierraSonic changes nick to SuperSierraSonic
<SUPERSIERRASONIC>[ss] >:D
<HUMPIE>[h] O______________________________________________o
* Humpie runs
* Humpie trips in poo
* SuperSierraSonic picks up humpie and throws him at ChanServ!
* Humpie makes sweet sweet love with ChanServ.
* SuperSierraSonic changes nick to SierraSonic
* Humpie changes nick to Humpie\Busy
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] >.>
* SierraSonic waits... again
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] !up
* ChanServ sets mode +NOYOUMORON SierraSonic
* SierraSonic threatens ChanServ
* ChanServ set mode +Luvebunneh! Humpie\Busy
* ChanServ kicks SierraSonic for humpie
* SierraSonic has been kicked out of #pewp.
* SierraSonic has joined #pewp
<SIERRASONIC>[ss] >.> I brought a friend!
* Deverz joins #pewp
<HUMPIE\BUSY>[h] O_____O
* Deverz waves IRC belt infront of Humpiepoop
* Humpie eats Deverz and takes belt.
* Humpie eats SierraSonic
* SierraSonic... kicks liver!
* Humpie pukes up SierraSonic.


And so sonics all puked up and humpie has his belt... they lived happly every after.... o_O or is it....

Edit:. because the forum messed up the names I changed the code.

[ss] SierraSonic
[m] Miroki
[h] Humpie
 
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/me starts up irc
lalalalala
* Miroku has invited you to join #pewp
O_________________O omg pewp yes! pewp secks from Miroku ;D SCORE!!!!!
* Humpie has joined #pewp
O_________________O OMG its teh SS and Miroku
SS: Muhahahahaha Miroku and me have lured u in to our web of seduction!
O_________________O ONOS!
/me pauses to think...
YEA ILL STICK WITH ONOS! D:
HEY LOOK MIROKU FREE MALE ENHANCEMENT PRODUCTS!!!!!
* Miroku runs twords the booth
one down one to go
* SS probes and fingers Humpie
>_<
!K SS
* SS was kicked from #pewp (I8PP (ChanSever)
* SS has join #pewp
>____________________< damn auto join!
* SS lix humpie like a man flavored lolipop
O________________O get owt!
/me gets plasma pewp cannon
READY! AIM! FIRE!!!!!!! >_______________<!
* SS gets hit right in teh crotch wif teh massive amount of fresh poo from Prozzy
* Prozzy scrapes off some poo with his fingah and tastes
Prozzy: MMMMMMM Fresh Recondenced Poo
o_O /me bons
* Prozzy was baned from #pewp (Fie fie)
>;] now that hes out of the way shall we continue?
SS: BRB TEH MIROKU R ON TEH CAM!!! O_____O
>_> hurry up!
* SS has releived his desires on a old barbie doll
/me sighs -__-
shall we continue?
SS: YES YES when i releived my desires ive gotten even stronger >;D
O__________________________O i have to use it theres no other way to win....
* SS runs twords Humpie
ahhh >_>!
/me flips over SS, elbows the back of his head, kix him face first into the ground
its time!
/me whips out the rubber!!!!
/me jumps at the wall and lauches self twords the ceiling, then hurdling crotch first twords SS spine
/me penetrates
/me gets up exhauseted
j00 should b paralized! this fight is over
/me walks away slowly
is SS down?!?!?!?! did humpie really win!?!?!?!? will the male enhancement products work for miroku!?!?!?!??! the only way to find out is to tune into the next episode of Humpie's Fie Fie!
 
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I... So confused... My IQ has dropped like 10 points. But all in good fun so no worry!!!

Umm... SS's fight seemed better organized, but Humpie's brought forth more laughs... soo... Humpie wins teh round one!
 
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/me wakes up with a headache and a butt pains :x
SS: X_x
H: O_____o
/me has been teh rapporzed!
/me cleans buttorz
* H smokorz teh sigorz!!!!11
* M runs by with a 2inch dallywacker.
M: IT WORKED, HAHAHAHAHAHAHQA!!!!
H: O__________o
SS: o_O
* Deverz rejoins #pewp
/me steals teh chickzen from Deverz pants!
/me pushes Deverz out out #pewp
/me uses kungfu chicken dallywacker attack on Humpie!!!
*** Humpie flys onto Miroku....
*** Miroku instaspamsims!!!!
M: YES IM NOT A VIRGIN!!!!
H: O______________________________________________________________o
H: ahhh im stuck!!!!!
*** Humpie is stuck to miroku with some sticky substance ^.^****
H: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
SS: Shouldn't you do that elsewhere... with ryoko or somebody.... >.>
M: OH YES... YEEEESSSS!!! YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
H: NOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* SierraSonic kicks humpie off miroku.
SS: you guys started to like it to much... o_O
H: oh wait... what happen to my hurbal essiances?
SS: >.> the bottle poped when you landed on him... that kinda explains it.
H: weee... youll pay for breaking it!!!!
SS: >.> POOPs on you, your broke it!
M: I wasnt done with him yet!
SS & H: !kb Miroku
SS: >.> im just gonna end this.... :p
H: O______________________________________________________________________________o
* SierraSonic kicks teh humporz!
* Humpie eats feet!!! ^.^******
H: Yummie!!!
SS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Sierra Sonic crawls away...
* Humpie chases!!!
 
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/me walks away from teh SS's body
* SS grabs Humpie's foot
O_____________________________O
what r u?!?!!?!? how can u still move!?!?!!??!
SS: >;] i lost my spine while gettin sammiched by prozzy and add, and ives learned to move without it!!! :D
O_______________________O ONOS!!!!!!
* SS wiggles towrds humpie and lix
D';!! ahhh it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* SS starts snuggling humpie
X_X!!!!!
* SS puts on teh little woman movie and huggles humpie while eatting pop corn
AHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!! ;_;!
/me kix SS away and stuffs a miroku sock into SS's mouth
/me tries to hit SS with a rubber band but SS wiggles too much
=\ how can i beat this ugly poopoo!
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now back to the feature presentation:
* SS wiggles twords Humpie
/me throws some male enhancement pills and pump into SS's mouth
* SS gags and swallows it
hes distracted!
/me whips out the duel pewp sabahsand slashes SS in 2
AHAHAHA TAKE DAT!
O___________________________O
* SS-Clone has joined #pewp
ONOS HE REGENERATED D;!
/me is cornered by the 2 SS's
this is the end for me ;________;...
* SS and his clone wiggle twords humpie
/me closes eyes tight
** BEEP! **
SS: O___________________O SOMEONE PMED ME TO WATCH HER ON TEH WEBCAM!
* SS clicks Geocities link
* SS has quit (Quit: >;D st00pid SS got a virus!)
O_______________________O im alive??!?!?!!?
YAY!
/me donces wif Miroku and spams the hleb forums with Prozzy!
 
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omg omg omg gmo gmo gmo

I are liking teh virus ending, but I r liking teh Miroku+Humpie secks more <.< >.>

SS ROUND TwO!!
 
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I UNOFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS THE FUNNIEST **** IN THE FORUMS. GJ!

*Edit: Sorry, I saw nothing happeneing with this thread so I thought the fight was over. :(
 
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ssjFajita, please don't spam fights currently in progress, alright?

No warning this time since this fight has been inactive for the last 10 days :glares at Humpeh and SS:
 
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*cough* Well uhh... I'll write one later >.> I was kinda busy with anime. ^.^***
 

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