Cold Steel hit it on the nose for me (although he should not have been playing moderator on our behalf...). I for one am tired enough of you to go ahead and close this thread now. Before I do, I will try and respond to a few of the thing you've said and the claims you've made, just for closure.
First off, skins, models, tweaks, whatever you have come up with can be modelled (modelling, not creating a model) in the appropriate sections of the forum. If you would like to send them to the team I'm sure someone on the team would be happy to look over them, although I do not believe they are in the custom of using work produced by someone outside of team itself, beta testers included. There's no way you could bribe yourself into any kind of a testing position when the team already has excellent sprite and skin editors and all of that.
Secondly the team isn't real big on personal requests to test. If they agreed to examine every applicant who created a thread or sent them a Private Message they'd have to add three new people to the team just for public relations and spam flood control.
Nextly the forum is not a fan of people barging in here with any post count, though especially a low post count, and creating a self-centered thread that he just ends up filling with spam about himself and his accomplishments.
Also, note that the forum is intollerant of anyone who posts aimlessly accusatory, harmful, or disruptive content directed towards other users. Coming in here with virtually no experience with the forum and calling a user who is criticizing you a dumbass, and using spam instead of private messages to argue that you are not spamming doesn't make you look very sophistocated.
Lastly, the team members are listed on the front page, so if you do not know who the team members are, you must have paid as little attention to the official website as you have to our forums. If you can get ahold of one with a private message, feel free to continue bragging to someone important, as the rest of us are really rather uninterested and it is bad etiquette to post about how great you are out in the open (unless you are intentionally targetting everyone).
Contact someone privately, although it is highly unlikely you will be inducted into the testers. As has been previously stated, testers are generally taken from circles that are in touch with the team relatively often, have been so or at least been assisting the mod for a long period of time, or that sleep with the right team members. (So far I have slept with 3 of the wrong team members.) (That was a joke, don't take it seriously >.<).
This thread is Closed.
Edit -- Meh, Hsu got to it before I did.