Amnestometh begins walking down a street covered in darkness. He turns to go down an alleyway as a shortcut, when a tall dark figure begins to approach him.
'Hi there', said the figure in a deep, evil voice.
'Hello?', replied Amnestometh.
'What do you think you're doing here?'
'Walking...?'
'Well, this is my territory, and unless you have a card, you cannot pass through.'
'That's too bad, I'm only taking a shortcut home man.'
'Well, you'll have to get through me you punk!'
'Hah, fine then. Let's go *****!'
The tall figure steps forward to reveal a man, dressed in black, with red sunglasses, and a leather jacket with the name "Optional" on the back. He was wearing black leather boots, with steel tips.
Amnestometh stepped forward out of darkness to reveal a man, dressed in black, with a black leather coat stretching to the ground, and a pair of burgandy sunglasses, with black boots with blood stains on them.
Optional pulled from his jacket, a large semi-automatic rifle, with a custom stock, trigger, and laser sight.
'The alloy for the bullets in this gun were made from silver.' Said Optional
'So, then you know what I am?' Said Amnestometh
'No, but I carry silver bullets as a precaution. You never know what you might run into these days.'
'True. Then I guess it's time I showed you what's up my sleeves, so to speak.'
Amnestometh threw his arms forward, and then snapped them backwards, sending two semi-automatic/burst-fire steel handguns from his sleeves. The guns were custom made, with gold plating and a signature on the side, written in some language that looked like gibberish through Optional's eyes. The guns had no visible sights.
'I should tell you that these guns fire 15mm rounds, composed of depleted uranium.' Said Amnestometh
'Taking this a little too seriously, don't you think?' Said Optional
'Not at all. If that's what you think, then maybe you should walk away now, while you still have all of your limbs.'
'Oh, just shut up and fight me!'
Amnestometh jumped into the air, and landed on one foot atop a dumpster. He then charged at Optional, and from the sides of the guns, sharp steel blades sprang. Amnestometh threw the gun in his left hand, which hissed past Optional's face. From underneath Optional's right eye, blood began to run down his face. The gun flew back to Amnestometh like a boomerang.
Optional wiped the blood from his face, and sent a bullet tearing through Amnestometh's left arm. The arm fell off, and hit the ground.
'Looks like you're more bark than bite!' Said Optional
'We'll see about that.' Said Amnestometh
Amnestometh began to hiss loudly. A new arm sprouted from Amnestometh's shoulder. He picked up his gun, and began to send swarms of bullets at Optional.
Optional showed a great speed, and was able to dodge every single bullet.
'The bullet that hit my eye earlier was unexpected. Now I will show you what I can really do!' Said Optional
'Sounds like fun. What do you say we drop these foolish weapons, and do battle like... Humans...'
'Haha, speak for yourself. But if that is your wish, then we shall do true battle.'
'Finally, I haven't had a battle like this in centuries.'
Amnestometh let his cannons fall to the asphault. Then he began to laugh coldly, as if he were excited.
Optional dropped his rifle, and began to walk towards Amnestometh.
'Lets go! Come on!' Cried Amnestometh
Optional sped past Amnestometh, jumped off of a wall, and elbowed Amnestometh in the back of the head.
Amnestometh went flying into the opposite wall, sending a couple of loose bricks down upon him. He got up, laughed, and rushed at Optional, with his arms flailing behind him, and kneed Optional in the face. As Amnestometh's knee shattered Optional's jaw with the sound of a whip, Optional send his forefoot into the side of Amnestometh's head. They both went flying. The blow that Amnestometh recieved from Optional sent him flying into the same wall he hit before, thus bringing down the entire wall upon him. Optional flew into the wall opposite Amnestometh, bringing it down as well.
As they both rose from the destruction, each of them bowed to each other and smiled. The homeless crowd nearby had been watching ever since the first gunshot was heard. They were furious at the two men, for keeping them awake.
'So... Shall we?' Said Amnestometh to Optional.
'Why not? The night is still young...' Said Optional in reply.
The homeless crowd came charging at them, each brandishing an almighty baseball bat. Amnestometh and Optional were dodging left and right, and from Optional's jacket came his rifle. From Amnestometh's sleeves came his cannons. The two of them toyed with the homeless for a while, until they got bored.
'Let's end this.' Said Optional.
'I agree.' Said Amnestometh.
They put bullet after bullet into the bums' heads, until there wasn't a single attacker left standing.
'Now can I pass?' Said Amnestometh.
'Sorry, you need a card...' Said Optional.
Not quite sure if I was supposed to end the story or not, but I did anyway since I can edit it whenever.