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So, did you hear? It looks like any of us hoping maybe that Bioshock was over or maybe going to get a nice final send-off before 2K Marin moved onto something else are getting a healthy kick in the balls, as Irrational Games is now taking the helm of "Bioshock Infinite".
My first reaction to the title was, "that's kinda' lame", but nothing prepared me for the premise of this return to Rapture...as there ISN'T a return to Rapture.
[video=youtube;pV_TDxl2UIo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV_TDxl2UIo[/video]
So, as you can tell from that little flight of fancy, this Bioshock-in-name-only is now set in the sky...The ****ing sky...
-_- Good God, is this it? Is this how we're spicing it up? Anyone remember the fake-trailers at the start of "Tropic Thunder", when Ben Stiller's character has a million sequels to his action movies about a super-heated Earth, and then declares humorously that it's going to be different because now the Earth is frozen over this time instead? A FIVE year old could have decided on this twist.
But that's not the best part. Any of you hoping for any Bioshock trademarks like Big Daddies, Little Sister, Splicers or 50's style themes can forget it, because this little ripoff of certain Super Mario Brothers 3 levels is a place called "Columbia", and as the garish faded stars and stripes suggest, it's an ultra-nationalist society with a hard-on for the United States. Glad to see that ALL subtlety in our political critiques in this series have now been officially done away with; y'know, I WAS getting tired of how the previous games had been able to give the philosophy they were demonizing it's own face instead of the face of any one people or culture, because after all, I'm sure American consumers will be FINE with seeing their own countrymen as the horrible crazies to gun down.
Sarcasm aside, this takes place in 1912...somehow...since I'm pretty sure a flying castle was unfeasible back then since it still is today. And your quest is to rescue some girl named Elizabeth...so we now are TOTALLY ripping off Super Mario 3 I guess...
Honestly, this just pisses me right the Hell OFF. Yes, I've heard people arguing the point that the name "Bioshock" only implies that there needs to be genetic alterations involved, but honestly, screw that logic. For me, the name Bioshock is inseparable from that nice barnacle ridden metallic title. If this were a standalone game named something else, I'd be cool with it, but if you expect me to accept this is supposed to be a Bioshock, you're nuts. **** Bioshock Infinite.
And so I say, "Rapture, FOREVER! ; Columbia, NEVER!"
My first reaction to the title was, "that's kinda' lame", but nothing prepared me for the premise of this return to Rapture...as there ISN'T a return to Rapture.
[video=youtube;pV_TDxl2UIo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV_TDxl2UIo[/video]
So, as you can tell from that little flight of fancy, this Bioshock-in-name-only is now set in the sky...The ****ing sky...
-_- Good God, is this it? Is this how we're spicing it up? Anyone remember the fake-trailers at the start of "Tropic Thunder", when Ben Stiller's character has a million sequels to his action movies about a super-heated Earth, and then declares humorously that it's going to be different because now the Earth is frozen over this time instead? A FIVE year old could have decided on this twist.
But that's not the best part. Any of you hoping for any Bioshock trademarks like Big Daddies, Little Sister, Splicers or 50's style themes can forget it, because this little ripoff of certain Super Mario Brothers 3 levels is a place called "Columbia", and as the garish faded stars and stripes suggest, it's an ultra-nationalist society with a hard-on for the United States. Glad to see that ALL subtlety in our political critiques in this series have now been officially done away with; y'know, I WAS getting tired of how the previous games had been able to give the philosophy they were demonizing it's own face instead of the face of any one people or culture, because after all, I'm sure American consumers will be FINE with seeing their own countrymen as the horrible crazies to gun down.
Sarcasm aside, this takes place in 1912...somehow...since I'm pretty sure a flying castle was unfeasible back then since it still is today. And your quest is to rescue some girl named Elizabeth...so we now are TOTALLY ripping off Super Mario 3 I guess...
Honestly, this just pisses me right the Hell OFF. Yes, I've heard people arguing the point that the name "Bioshock" only implies that there needs to be genetic alterations involved, but honestly, screw that logic. For me, the name Bioshock is inseparable from that nice barnacle ridden metallic title. If this were a standalone game named something else, I'd be cool with it, but if you expect me to accept this is supposed to be a Bioshock, you're nuts. **** Bioshock Infinite.
And so I say, "Rapture, FOREVER! ; Columbia, NEVER!"