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Lith
Jun 8th, 2008, 04:44 AM
Ingredients:
Mug full of warm coffee (preferred cream)
Urge to take a crap

Okay, I've just done this a few hours ago for fun for the second time. I'll warn you that if you do try this, get a huge glass of water and maybe be around with someone just in case something does happen. Yes, it'll be harder to breathe and it'll take like 15 minutes before you'll feel normal again.

So, you get a mug of nice creamy coffee and have the urge to take a crap.

Step 1: Go to the bathroom and sit there with coffee.
Step 2: Hold the the coffee until the last minute you take the crap.
Step 3: Chug the coffee, wait 10 seconds, and then take the crap.
Step 4: Feel prepared to be dehydrated as hell in 15-30 seconds.

Now the reason why I posted this here is because I want to know why you feel dehydrated after drinking coffee and taking a crap. This isn't a joke, try it yourself. Maybe someone here that knows about the human body can explain?

Darth Revan
Jun 8th, 2008, 04:58 AM
ok i will try my best to explain

1 coffie and cream contain salts witch take up 40 percent of your body fluids

2 taking a crap also takes around 25 percent of your fluids in all your using at most 65 percent of your water in your body wich could and can kill you if your not carefull in any case i dont recommend this.

Vegeta
Jun 8th, 2008, 05:04 AM
Naturally.

I do this every day. I usually last till 7:00PM after drinking 3-4 cups of coffee through out, before drinking any water, or eating.

The blood sugar attacks are insane. I love it.

Lith
Jun 8th, 2008, 05:19 AM
ok i will try my best to explain

1 coffie and cream contain salts witch take up 40 percent of your body fluids

2 taking a crap also takes around 25 percent of your fluids in all your using at most 65 percent of your water in your body wich could and can kill you if your not carefull in any case i dont recommend this.

Oh wow, so I could have died? :]

Killface
Jun 8th, 2008, 05:21 AM
I haven't noticed anything. I've been drinking a pot of coffee every morning ever since i was 13, and i've taken many a **** while i drink the stuff... i dont know if im used to it or not, but i really dont feel anything.

Vegeta
Jun 8th, 2008, 05:23 AM
Oh wow, so I could have died? :]

In a short answer, no.

imkongkong
Jun 8th, 2008, 05:49 AM
coffee can have a type of laxative effect, causing you to defecate more, taking out more water from your body. losing more water > dehydration. depending on how severe can be life-threatening. constant vomiting and/or diarrhea can cause fast dehydration.

Darth Revan
Jun 8th, 2008, 05:57 AM
@vegeta yes he could have take it from some one in the medical profession i am a 1year grad student

KYnetiK
Jun 8th, 2008, 05:59 AM
drinking coffee doesnt dehydrate you any more than the amount of water you just drank with it. Still a net gain in hydration. Whatever minute amount of caffeine and salt may be in a standard cup of coffee, does not have the dehydrating power to counter the volume of water you just drank.
Defecation however does dehydrate you. It is not the coffee which is giving you the laxative effect, its the lactose in the milk. You naturally get more intolerant as you get older, which is why your parents tend to drink lower cream milks. I drink coffee on the bog throne all the time and never feel dehrydrated though. Your level of hydration prior to testing this theory of yours is a big variable.

Darth Revan
Jun 8th, 2008, 06:04 AM
how long you sleep for 12 hours most and in that twelve hours you lose water so your variable,s are wrong if he did it first thing in the morning when he wakes up it could dehidrate him more coz he didnt get a propper glass of water before having his coffie also it depends on the ammount of coffe he put in his one cup i use 3 teaspoons full to get me going but before that i eat and have a pint of water

Lith
Jun 8th, 2008, 06:15 AM
Water for me now, heh. I drank 3 cups of coffee w/cream everyday... not very healthy from what you guys are saying.

KidMan
Jun 8th, 2008, 08:46 AM
Hopefully that's coffee you guys are drinking....
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I stay away from coffee completely.

)v(ajin Vegetto
Jun 8th, 2008, 12:20 PM
wtf? i never have water? maybe 1cup a day lol and im never dehydrated
allthough i drink alot of justjuice and fizzy hahahaha

Optional
Jun 8th, 2008, 07:14 PM
It takes 15 minutes for fluids to actually be absorbed into your body. There's a big organ called the stomach that food must go through first. If your stomach is completely empty, it takes 15 minutes for fluids to pass it where it can be absorbed in the intestines.

Lith
Jun 8th, 2008, 07:17 PM
Theres a stomach in my body? Wow I didn't know that. :rolleyes: